Friday, June 19, 2009


natalier is a bitchay. Since the first time i meet Emily, Natalie has been saying extremly mean things about me...*see below* b/c either my bff, Emily told me or i 3-way heard on the phone. SO LISTEN UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Everything natalie said about me, i heard. She has called me countless names (retard, idiot, bitch, bowlegged, annoying, selfish, stupid, and MANY EYE ROLLS!) SO imagine somneone who you thought was your best friend say those things and then swear on her mothers grave (litteraly) that she hasn't! She would be on the phone with Emily and unknowingly me....and with my consent, Emily will say things like: "GOD, Chloe is sooooooo annoying) and then she will agree and say countless stories explaining the fact. She will act as nothing is wrong and secretly Emily and i know that i know what she says. SO one day...i was fed up just enough to smack her right in her eyelined eyes and Emily and i thought of a plan.....Emily went to Natalies house...all the while explaining how i am sooooooooo annoying. and they meet at pisans. I on the other hand was hiding under a booth at the same restrant...i saw them and i sprang to action
"Hey guys, didn't know i'd see you here" I said
"See i told you that was chloes bike" Said Natalie, Laughing
emilyand i knew who would have the last laugh.
i told them to sit down... and as soon as Natalier sat down i said
"Want to know a secret?"
she said: "ugh, is it one of those dumb secrets?"
"NO, its definitly not dumb" i said...winking at emily, laughing
"Everything that you have EVER said about me, i know, not from Emilys mouth, but from yours"
"Did i tell you?" said natalie, stupidly
i told emily "lets go" and we rode off laughing.
she then text emily : thanx
and emily called her saying: thanx 4 wat?
she siad never mind and emily said..."ARe you mad at me?"
"kinda" said natalier
"GOOD!" said both of us, screaming.
I then hung up.
later at my house Emily sent a text 2 her saying: im behind chloe all the way, Btw r u crying?!!!!!
"dont call me or text me said" said Natalier
then we said me or Emily
Her response was "Both! Btw im not crying either. Im calling the cops."
Our response was "good luck with the cops, and dont come to my party bitchay. Btw your acting like Taylor (crazy wannabe-emo ex-friend of hers) what a surprise! P.s: your out of the band!!!!!."



®iffy-Alice Cullen said...

That's awesome, Chloe!!! :D
Natalie sounds like a REAL frikin dilmass...

®iffy-Alice Cullen said...

(Awesome about what you and Emily did in the end. I liked that part) ;)